When trying to remember the lyrics to The Clash's I Fought The Law And The Law Won

"I called the judge and the judge called me."

When having an impromptu meeting on website design

"We're having a web swipe."

When discussing options for my vegetarian diet

"There's different beans I've got. Tom likes all the new beans."

When attempting to physically attack my father

"Just bloody flinge!"

When discussing a once popular restaurant which is now a bit shabby

"That seems to have dropped off the wavelength."

When someone unpleasant waved at her

"I wouldn't wave at you if you were on fire."